Funny Poetry

Be khwab zindgi ka Paristar kon tha...

Be khwab zindgi ka Paristar kon tha ?

Itni udaas raat main Bedaar kon tha ?

Kis ko ye fikr thi K mohabbat mein kiya howa?

Hum es py larr rahy thy
... wafadaar kon tha ?

100 kashtiyan jala k Chaly sahilon sy hum !

Ab tm ko kya batayein K us paar kon tha ?

Ye faisla tu Waqt b Shayed na kr sakay !

Such kon bolta tha,Adakaar kon tha ?

Arsa guzr gaya hy Yehi sochty huwy "

Pepsi 65 ki krne wala dukandar k0n tha???



itney ghor sy parhne ka shukriya;-)

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya ...

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass...

Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass ...!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam.

Beth Kr Uski Zulfon ...

Beth Kr Uski Zulfon K Saye Me
meri wafaon ko josh aya

Wah Wah wah
pHr?
pHr?

Usk bhai N Dekh Lya or
Sham Ko Hospitl Me Hosh Aya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya...

*Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya*
*Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya*
*ki paaglo ke stock mein naya maal aaya*
.~,*,~.S.~,*,~.

Yaad hai Mujko Tmhra bachpn ka Zmna...

Yaad hai Mujko Tmhra bachpn ka Zmna

choti choti tangon Pr Latka hua Pjama

Wo behtay hue Nak ko Zuban se Hatana

or Bathroom me beth kr Awaz Lgna

"Ammi kr Li"

Uska Petrol rastay me hi khatam...

Uska Petrol rastay me hi khatam ho gaya Faraz,
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Jo kehta tha k falak tak chal saath mere...
(',')/ Oye.
/! ! Hello..
/ \ Lift please...

WOH na mila to USKI yaadon k saharay...

WOH na mila to USKI yaadon k saharay jee lenge,


Warna USKI shaadi me Jaa K


*PEPSI*


Hi Pee lengy.
KYUN K
Duniyaa ha
Dil
Walon ki.

"MOHABBAT" K Raste Me Har Waqt ...

"MOHABBAT" K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Mile Ga




Main ne socha hai



Isi Raste Par MEDICAL STORE Khol Lon BOHT Chale Ga.
(",)
<))/ i am so intelignt
_/ !

A Watan K Sajeelay Syasat daano...

A Watan K Sajeelay
Syasat daano

Sary Raqby Tmary Liey Hain

Kothiyon K Talbgar Ho Tm

Plaaton K Prastar Ho Tm

O, Zalalat Ki Zinda Misalo

Sary karzy tmhary liey hain

Tm Hi Sy Qaim Budget Ka Khsaara

Lahoo pi lo gharibo ka sara

Aey khabeson ki zinda nishano

Sary Funds Tmary Liey Hain

Aey, Pak Watan K Ghadaaro

O, America K Wafadaro

Ye jitni b hain is jahan mein

sari Lanatain Tmary Liey Hain..

(4wd 2 al if u r a true Pakistani)
*¥*ZK*¥*

Chalo ao Ab mosam Ka Maza Chakhen...

*MEDICAL GHAZAL*

Chalo ao Ab mosam Ka Maza Chakhen

Tamam Dawain Bachoun Ki Pohonch Se Door Rakhen

Tum Se Milne Ki Ab Kya Justujo Karen

Tabeyat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujou Karen

Hamari Chahat Ka Kuch To Khayal Karen

Syrup Ko Achi Tarha Hila Kar Istemal Karen

Dil Mera Toot Gaya Uthi Jab Us Ki Doli

Subha Dopeher Sham Aik Aik Goli

Dil mera Ishq Karne Pe RazaMand rhe ga

Juma K Din Clinic Band rhe ga.

Dukh iska nahi k hamari light nahi...

Dukh iska nahi k hamari light nahi aa rahi hy

FARAZ..

Khushi to is baat ki hy k kisi ki bhi nahi aa rahi hy..
( ',')/
<)) Chal aa Gali
/ > Me Bethain

Kbi toot k bikhro to muje yad kr lena DOST

Kbi toot k
bikhro to muje
yad kr lena
DOST

Hm thora boht
welding ka kam
b janty hain

(',')/'
<,).(
/ /switch 0n kr nikya.
! :!-
ustad lite nai hai..

Taras aata hai mujhe apni maasoom...

Taras aata hai mujhe apni maasoom palkon
par,

Jab wo bheeg k
kehti hain k hum
se ab aur jaaga nahi jata...

WO Muhr-Muhr k Humey Dekh Rahy thy Or HUM Unhy

WO Muhr-Muhr k Humey Dekh Rahy thy
Or HUM Unhy,

WO Muhr-Muhr k Humey Dekh Rahy thy
or HUM Unhy..

Q' k..

PAPER me
Na Unhy Kuch Aata tha
Or Na Humey!

WaH. WaH

Tumhe Dhondhti Hain Hr Su

Tumhe Dhondhti Hain Hr Su;

Meri Baytab Nazren

Meri Ujri Subhen

Meri Be-Rang Dupehrein

Meri Dhundli Shamein

Meri Tarek Ratein

J0 H0 Sake t0 Nawaz do;

Meri Subh K0 Nikhar do

Meri Sham K0 Sanwar do

Meri Raat K0 Qarar do


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Mujhy U.P.S udhar do Mujhy U.P.S udhar do;

Har Baar Wo Kyun Mujhe Chhor...

Har Baar Wo Kyun Mujhe Chhor Jata Hai Tanha,


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