Funny SMS
Tearcher: Light travels faster than sound ....
Teacher:
"So we see lightning first than hear the sound!"
Pathan:
"No Sir, You are absolutely wrong,"
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When power goes off, we switch on generator,
first sound comes then comes light! :D
"Teacher Shockd"
"Pathan Rocked"
Teacher: muhabat shadi se pehly honi...
Teacher:
muhabat shadi se pehly honi chahiye
ya baad mai?
student:
muhabat shadi se pehlay ho ya shaadi
k baad
Mgr?
Uski khabar Bv ko
nhi honi chahiye.
muhabat shadi se pehly honi chahiye
ya baad mai?
student:
muhabat shadi se pehlay ho ya shaadi
k baad
Mgr?
Uski khabar Bv ko
nhi honi chahiye.
Doctor: Tum shaadi shuda ho ...
Doctor: Tum shaadi shuda ho ?
Pathan: Haan, Hamari shaadi aurat sai hoee hai\
Doctor: Bewaqoof! kisi kee mard sai bhi shaadi hoatee ha.
Pathan: Haan, Hamari behan ka howa hai.
Pathan Rocked Doctor Shocked
Pathan: Haan, Hamari shaadi aurat sai hoee hai\
Doctor: Bewaqoof! kisi kee mard sai bhi shaadi hoatee ha.
Pathan: Haan, Hamari behan ka howa hai.
Pathan Rocked Doctor Shocked
KID :- Why Some Of Ur ...
KID :- Why Some Of Ur Hair Are White Dad ?
DAD : - Every Time A Son Make His Dad Unhappy ,
One Of His Father's Hair Turns White .....
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KID :- "Now Understand Why Grandpa's Hairs Are All White" :P
BEVI phone par;
BEVI phone par;main jis jahaz main houn wo khrab ho gya ha aur girny
wala ha
SHAKH,tum ak kam karo jaldi c apna
balance mary nambar par bhaj do....
BEVI;Jaan apna shadi. . .
BEVI;Jaan apna shadi ky pahly saal EID par mujhy Lohay ka bed banwa ky
diya tha,is baar kia irada ha???
Is saal usma current churny ka iraada
ha....
Doctor nai sardar ko mushwara dia ...
Doctor nai sardar ko mushwara dia kai agar tum rozana 3km chullo to aik saal main tumhara 50kg wuzzan kum ho jai goa.
Aik sall baad sardar nai doctor ko call ke kai wuzzun to kum ho gia hai pur aik musala hai,
Doctor: wo kia?
Sardar: main apnay ghar sai 1095km door aa gia hoon. :)
IF GIRL IS IN LOVE ...
IF GIRL IS IN LOVE
Her parents ask: who is that Idiot?
IF BOY IS IN LOVE
His parents ask: Idiot, Who is that girl?
MORAL: No matter whoever is in love, Boys are always Idiots…
Her parents ask: who is that Idiot?
IF BOY IS IN LOVE
His parents ask: Idiot, Who is that girl?
MORAL: No matter whoever is in love, Boys are always Idiots…
A boy was going with his girlfriend ....
A boy was going with his girlfriend.
Friend asked: Who is she?
Boy: My cousin
Friend: Last year she was my cousin :)
Friend asked: Who is she?
Boy: My cousin
Friend: Last year she was my cousin :)
Biwi: Tum nai mujhay shaadi ...
Biwi: Tum nai mujhay shaadi sai pehlay kyon nahin bataya kai tumhari pehly sai teen biweain hain
Husband: Main nai bataya to tha kai main tumhain malika, rani aur shehzadi kee tarha rukhoon ga.
Husband: Main nai bataya to tha kai main tumhain malika, rani aur shehzadi kee tarha rukhoon ga.
KANJUSO ki shadi me ...
KANJUSO ki shadi me
bar br Pani pesh kia ja rha ta
Tang akar
1 aadmi bola!
.
Gale me pani phans gya hy
tori BRYANI milegi.
bar br Pani pesh kia ja rha ta
Tang akar
1 aadmi bola!
.
Gale me pani phans gya hy
tori BRYANI milegi.
Once an electron asked proton ...
Once an electron asked proton.
who is male
&female in us.
Proton rplied
Yr 0r To Malom Nhi Likn To Mere Agay Pechy Bhot Gomty Ho.
who is male
&female in us.
Proton rplied
Yr 0r To Malom Nhi Likn To Mere Agay Pechy Bhot Gomty Ho.
Be khwab zindgi ka Paristar kon tha...
Be khwab zindgi ka Paristar kon tha ?
Itni udaas raat main Bedaar kon tha ?
Kis ko ye fikr thi K mohabbat mein kiya howa?
Hum es py larr rahy thy
... wafadaar kon tha ?
100 kashtiyan jala k Chaly sahilon sy hum !
Ab tm ko kya batayein K us paar kon tha ?
Ye faisla tu Waqt b Shayed na kr sakay !
Such kon bolta tha,Adakaar kon tha ?
Arsa guzr gaya hy Yehi sochty huwy "
Pepsi 65 ki krne wala dukandar k0n tha???
itney ghor sy parhne ka shukriya;-)
Itni udaas raat main Bedaar kon tha ?
Kis ko ye fikr thi K mohabbat mein kiya howa?
Hum es py larr rahy thy
... wafadaar kon tha ?
100 kashtiyan jala k Chaly sahilon sy hum !
Ab tm ko kya batayein K us paar kon tha ?
Ye faisla tu Waqt b Shayed na kr sakay !
Such kon bolta tha,Adakaar kon tha ?
Arsa guzr gaya hy Yehi sochty huwy "
Pepsi 65 ki krne wala dukandar k0n tha???
itney ghor sy parhne ka shukriya;-)
Custmer to waiter: kitni deir ho gyi ....
Custmer to waiter: kitni deir ho gyi khana abhi tak nahi bna,
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Waiter: sir khana to 3 din pehle ban gya tha bas garm ho rha hai..
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Waiter: sir khana to 3 din pehle ban gya tha bas garm ho rha hai..
Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya ...
Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass...
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass ...!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam.
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass ...!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam.
Wife: Apne pichlay saal Eid ...
Wife: Apne pichlay saal Eid pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa k dia tha
is dafa kia irada hy?
Hsband: Is saal uss main current chorny ka irada hy
is dafa kia irada hy?
Hsband: Is saal uss main current chorny ka irada hy
8 Herat angez Baten
8 Herat angez Baten¤
1:INDIA me 95% log Doodh nahi pete
2: Dubai me ab tak jurwa bache peda nhi huve
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hen
4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 2 mint tk urr skta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota
6:MONKEY farce zuban samjh skta hy
7: Hathi ki dom k
1 baal se 1 waqt
me 3 mobile ki betry charg ho
sakti hen,
8:Ye sub points ghalt hen.
mery ghar light nahi hy time pas kr raha tha
Ghor se parhne ka Shukrya.
1:INDIA me 95% log Doodh nahi pete
2: Dubai me ab tak jurwa bache peda nhi huve
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hen
4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 2 mint tk urr skta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota
6:MONKEY farce zuban samjh skta hy
7: Hathi ki dom k
1 baal se 1 waqt
me 3 mobile ki betry charg ho
sakti hen,
8:Ye sub points ghalt hen.
mery ghar light nahi hy time pas kr raha tha
Ghor se parhne ka Shukrya.
A rich man was enjoying longdrive ...
A rich man was enjoying longdrive when he saw 2 men eating grass by road side.
He stopped and asked them: "Why are you eating grass?"
Poor men: We don't have any money
Rich: Oh, come with me
Poor: But sir,
I have a wife & 2 children..!
Rich: Bring them along..!
2nd Poor: But sir, i have a wife & 5 children..!
Rich: Bring them as well..!
And they all sat into the car.
On their way,
1 of poor men asked: sir, you are too kind, thank you for taking all of us with you.
Rich man replied No, you don't understand,
grass in my lawn is 2 feet tall. :D
He stopped and asked them: "Why are you eating grass?"
Poor men: We don't have any money
Rich: Oh, come with me
Poor: But sir,
I have a wife & 2 children..!
Rich: Bring them along..!
2nd Poor: But sir, i have a wife & 5 children..!
Rich: Bring them as well..!
And they all sat into the car.
On their way,
1 of poor men asked: sir, you are too kind, thank you for taking all of us with you.
Rich man replied No, you don't understand,
grass in my lawn is 2 feet tall. :D
1 Ghar Se Hmesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati ...
1 Ghar Se Hmesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
the
Ksi ne KhushGwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
Shohar Bola
Mri BV Mje Jutay Marti Hy
Lg Jay To Wo Hnsti He
na lgy to me hnsta hon!
the
Ksi ne KhushGwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
Shohar Bola
Mri BV Mje Jutay Marti Hy
Lg Jay To Wo Hnsti He
na lgy to me hnsta hon!
Guys fall in love ...
Thats why girls use make up and Guys lie.
10 Fun facts ...
10 Fun facts
1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can’t count your hair.
3. You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4. You just tried no. 3
6. When you did no. 3 you realised it’s possible, only you look like a dog
7. You’re smiling right now, because you were fooled.
8. You skipped no. 5
9. You just checked to see if there is a no. 5
10. Share this with your friends to have some fun tool
1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can’t count your hair.
3. You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4. You just tried no. 3
6. When you did no. 3 you realised it’s possible, only you look like a dog
7. You’re smiling right now, because you were fooled.
8. You skipped no. 5
9. You just checked to see if there is a no. 5
10. Share this with your friends to have some fun tool
Teacher: Qaatil kisaiy kehtay ...
Teacher: Qaatil kisaiy kehtay hain?
Sardar : mujhai nahin putta.
Teacher: Missaal kai toar pur tum nai apnay baap ko qattal
kar dia, abb tum kon hoay ?
Sardar : Yateem
Sardar : mujhai nahin putta.
Teacher: Missaal kai toar pur tum nai apnay baap ko qattal
kar dia, abb tum kon hoay ?
Sardar : Yateem
A sardar and ...
A sardar and a doctor loved the same girl.
Sardar started giving an apple to the girl every day,
because he read in a book that
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Sardar started giving an apple to the girl every day,
because he read in a book that
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Kahil loag ...
Aik bastee main bohat kahil loag rehtay thai. un sub nai mil kar aik
union bunai aur apna aik saddar muntakhib kar liya. Aik din Saddar sahib
apnee car main burri taizee sai aik chowk sai guzray. wahan pur mojood
union ka aik member unhain daikh kar hairaan reh gia kai saddar sahib
itnee taizee sai jaa rahay hain. iss nai foran ijlaas talab kia aur
Saddar sahib sai poocha. "Aap Saddar to kahil union kai hain ar raftaar
itnee zyada. kyon na aap sai yeh ohda wapis lai liya jai"
Saddar sahib nai wissahat kartay howay kaha. "Main hasb-e-mamool sust raftari sai hee jaa raha tha kai achaanak meray samanay aik garha aa gia. mera pahoon ghultee sai break kai bujai accelerator pur aa gia. main nai socha ka abb jub kai pahoon accelerator pur aa gia hai to ussay wahan sai kon hattai."
Saddar sahib nai wissahat kartay howay kaha. "Main hasb-e-mamool sust raftari sai hee jaa raha tha kai achaanak meray samanay aik garha aa gia. mera pahoon ghultee sai break kai bujai accelerator pur aa gia. main nai socha ka abb jub kai pahoon accelerator pur aa gia hai to ussay wahan sai kon hattai."
Tearcher: Light travels faster than sound ....
Teacher:
"Light travels faster than sound,
"So we see lightning first than hear the sound!"
Pathan:
"No Sir, You are absolutely wrong,"
.
.
When power goes off, we switch on generator,
first sound comes then comes light! :D
"Teacher Shockd"
"Pathan Rocked"
Bar and a church ...
A bar opened near a church. The church prayed daily against the business.
Days later the bar struck by lightning and burned to ashes. Bar owner sued the church's priests because
he said the fire was the result of their prayers. The church denied all responsibility.
So the judge commented:
"It's difficult to decide the case because here we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer
and an entire church that doesn't believe in it"
Days later the bar struck by lightning and burned to ashes. Bar owner sued the church's priests because
he said the fire was the result of their prayers. The church denied all responsibility.
So the judge commented:
"It's difficult to decide the case because here we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer
and an entire church that doesn't believe in it"
Doctor: Tum shaadi shuda ho ...
Doctor: Tum shaadi shuda ho ?
Pathan: Haan, Hamari shaadi aurat sai hoee hai\
Doctor: Bewaqoof! kisi kee mard sai bhi shaadi hoatee ha.
Pathan: Haan, Hamari behan ka howa hai.
Pathan Rocked Doctor Shocked
Pathan: Haan, Hamari shaadi aurat sai hoee hai\
Doctor: Bewaqoof! kisi kee mard sai bhi shaadi hoatee ha.
Pathan: Haan, Hamari behan ka howa hai.
Pathan Rocked Doctor Shocked
Aik larka bazar sai guzr ...
Aik larka bazar sai guzr raha tha kai uss kee nazar aik bahadar sipahee kee tasveer
pur puri, us nai qeemat poochi to dokandar nai 200 rupay bataee. Uss kai paas 30 ropay
kum thai. Doosray din wo 200 ropay lai kar tasveer khareednay gai to maloom howa kai
tasveer farokht ho chukki hai.
Kutch din baad wo apnay aik dost kai ghar gia to wohee tasveer dewaar pur latkee hoee thee.
Dost bohat fakhar sai bola. "Yeh humaray pardada kee tasveer hai".
Larka aah bhar kar bola . "Tees ropay kum thai warna aaj yeh meray pardada hotay" :-)
pur puri, us nai qeemat poochi to dokandar nai 200 rupay bataee. Uss kai paas 30 ropay
kum thai. Doosray din wo 200 ropay lai kar tasveer khareednay gai to maloom howa kai
tasveer farokht ho chukki hai.
Kutch din baad wo apnay aik dost kai ghar gia to wohee tasveer dewaar pur latkee hoee thee.
Dost bohat fakhar sai bola. "Yeh humaray pardada kee tasveer hai".
Larka aah bhar kar bola . "Tees ropay kum thai warna aaj yeh meray pardada hotay" :-)
Sardar aur larkee ...
Aik Sardar kafi dair sai larkee ko ghoor raha tha. tung aa kar larkee nai hath sai lanat ka ushara kia.
Sardar nai Dost ko kohnee mar kai kaha, "Lai aaj phir punj bujjay da time fix hoya hai "
Sardar nai Dost ko kohnee mar kai kaha, "Lai aaj phir punj bujjay da time fix hoya hai "
Sardar sheeshay kai samnay beth ....
Sardar sheeshay kai samnay beth kar study krta tha,
kisi nai waj puchi to Sardar bola is kee 3 wajohaat hain.
1. Revision bhee sath sath ho jati hai
2. apnay oper nazar bhee rehtee hai
3. combined study bhee ho jaate hai.
kisi nai waj puchi to Sardar bola is kee 3 wajohaat hain.
1. Revision bhee sath sath ho jati hai
2. apnay oper nazar bhee rehtee hai
3. combined study bhee ho jaate hai.
KID :- Why Some Of Ur ...
KID :- Why Some Of Ur Hair Are White Dad ?
DAD : - Every Time A Son Make His Dad Unhappy ,
One Of His Father's Hair Turns White .....
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KID :- "Now Understand Why Grandpa's Hairs Are All White" :P
BEVI phone par;
BEVI phone par;main jis jahaz main houn wo khrab ho gya ha aur girny
wala ha
SHAKH,tum ak kam karo jaldi c apna
balance mary nambar par bhaj do....
BEVI;Jaan apna shadi. . .
BEVI;Jaan apna shadi ky pahly saal EID par mujhy Lohay ka bed banwa ky
diya tha,is baar kia irada ha???
Is saal usma current churny ka iraada
ha....
Doctor nai sardar ko mushwara dia ...
Doctor nai sardar ko mushwara dia kai agar tum rozana 3km chullo to aik saal main tumhara 50kg wuzzan kum ho jai goa.
Aik sall baad sardar nai doctor ko call ke kai wuzzun to kum ho gia hai pur aik musala hai,
Doctor: wo kia?
Sardar: main apnay ghar sai 1095km door aa gia hoon. :)
Kuch Log Itne ...
Kuch Log Itne
Itne
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Itne
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Itne
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Itne
"Perfect or pyaray" Hote Hain k Un k liye Tareef K ALfaz kam per Jate Hain.
For Example
"APP"
Mujhe hi Dekh len.
Itne
.
Itne
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Itne
.
Itne
"Perfect or pyaray" Hote Hain k Un k liye Tareef K ALfaz kam per Jate Hain.
For Example
"APP"
Mujhe hi Dekh len.
Biwi: Tum nai mujhay shaadi ...
Biwi: Tum nai mujhay shaadi sai pehlay kyon nahin bataya kai tumhari pehly sai teen biweain hain
Husband: Main nai bataya to tha kai main tumhain malika, rani aur shehzadi kee tarha rukhoon ga.
Husband: Main nai bataya to tha kai main tumhain malika, rani aur shehzadi kee tarha rukhoon ga.
KANJUSO ki shadi me ...
KANJUSO ki shadi me
bar br Pani pesh kia ja rha ta
Tang akar
1 aadmi bola!
.
Gale me pani phans gya hy
tori BRYANI milegi.
bar br Pani pesh kia ja rha ta
Tang akar
1 aadmi bola!
.
Gale me pani phans gya hy
tori BRYANI milegi.
Once an electron asked proton ...
Once an electron asked proton.
who is male
&female in us.
Proton rplied
Yr 0r To Malom Nhi Likn To Mere Agay Pechy Bhot Gomty Ho.
who is male
&female in us.
Proton rplied
Yr 0r To Malom Nhi Likn To Mere Agay Pechy Bhot Gomty Ho.
Be khwab zindgi ka Paristar kon tha...
Be khwab zindgi ka Paristar kon tha ?
Itni udaas raat main Bedaar kon tha ?
Kis ko ye fikr thi K mohabbat mein kiya howa?
Hum es py larr rahy thy
... wafadaar kon tha ?
100 kashtiyan jala k Chaly sahilon sy hum !
Ab tm ko kya batayein K us paar kon tha ?
Ye faisla tu Waqt b Shayed na kr sakay !
Such kon bolta tha,Adakaar kon tha ?
Arsa guzr gaya hy Yehi sochty huwy "
Pepsi 65 ki krne wala dukandar k0n tha???
itney ghor sy parhne ka shukriya;-)
Itni udaas raat main Bedaar kon tha ?
Kis ko ye fikr thi K mohabbat mein kiya howa?
Hum es py larr rahy thy
... wafadaar kon tha ?
100 kashtiyan jala k Chaly sahilon sy hum !
Ab tm ko kya batayein K us paar kon tha ?
Ye faisla tu Waqt b Shayed na kr sakay !
Such kon bolta tha,Adakaar kon tha ?
Arsa guzr gaya hy Yehi sochty huwy "
Pepsi 65 ki krne wala dukandar k0n tha???
itney ghor sy parhne ka shukriya;-)
Custmer to waiter: kitni deir ho gyi ....
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Waiter: sir khana to 3 din pehle ban gya tha bas garm ho rha hai..
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