When a woman says ...

When a woman says ...

When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you.

She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

 

Husband: Whenever I get mad ...

Husband: Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper?

Wife: I just go and clean the toilet.

Husband: How does that help?

Wife: I use your toothbrush.

Wife called her husband ...

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 300 dollar to activate my blackberry,

500 to do my hair and

1000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

Man: Is there any way ...

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

Keep one photo of ...

Keep one photo of your wife in your pocket, when you are in a tension, just take out the photo from pocket, you will feel that there is no tension biggest than this.

police: khabar milli hai ...

police: khabar milli hai kai aap kai ghar dhamka khaiz
mawaad mojood hai.

aadmi : sahib jee itlaeh to theek hai magar abhee wo
maikay gai hoee hai.

A one line advertizement ...

A one line advertizement by a Married man in a newspaper:-

For Sale: Wedding Suit, Wear only once by Mistake.

Call summary ....

 Call summary:-

Boy to boy!
00:00:59

Boy to mom!
00:00:50

Boy to dad!
00:00:30

Boy to girl!
01:23:59

Girl to girl!
05:29:59

Wife to Husband:
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Not Responding... :D

Teacher: muhabat shadi se pehly honi...

Teacher:
muhabat shadi se pehly honi chahiye
ya baad mai?

student:
muhabat shadi se pehlay ho ya shaadi
k baad

Mgr?


Uski khabar Bv ko
nhi honi chahiye.

Beta : Aaj ammi itni khamoash ...

Beta : Aaj ammi itni khamoash kyon bethee hain ?
Baap : Kutch nahin, Bijlee gai hoee thee, iss nai Lip stick maangi, main nai Elfy dai dee, shahid naraaz ho gaee hai.

Intezar ...

Aik biwi nai apnay shohar sai kaha - tum mujh sai kitni mohabbat kartay ho?

shohar nai jawab dia - "main sari duniya sai zyada tum sai pyar karta hoon"

biwi nai kaha - "agar main mur jaon to kia tum mairay liye Taj Mahal bunwao gai"?

shohar nai forun jawab diya - "main nai to plot bhi khareed liya hai, ab sirf tumhari taraf sai  intezar hai" :)

Admi:Meri B.V Boht Achi Hai ...

Admi:Meri B.V Boht Achi Hai,
Mjhe sardi me Pani Gram Ker K Deti Hai

Dost:Nahane K Liye?

Admi:Nahi yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye.